Daily Writing Prompt

I am 37 years old, not 73. I am capable of managing 4 simultaneous relationships: one with a culturally correct lady of a suitable age; one with an Indian squaw; one with a dynamic, far-too-young celeb; and one with a lady of twice my age so I can fulfill my long-held ambition to be a toy boy.
This is terrific especially since they are all named “spirit of the genie”.
I am far too exhausted to work my way out of this delectable passion fruit cake.